Seller Comments
Look at this white wonder machine.
it's a wonder it's still going.
Wonderfully dull paint, doughy suspension, doesn't start easily and sometimes has problems going forward.
Burns through coolant like you do alcohol, leaks oil like you do money, man it's a wonder this car is still running.
It's not as gullible as you are though, so it's no wonder you're still reading this.
how could he be selling such a white wonder of woeful wubbish?!?!
Well of course it's not.
it's a Lancerghini.
It's bullet proof.
the paint is a little dull though.
Tell your friends it's in immaculate condition, you paid 3...