Alfa Romeo Stelvio Quadrifoglio 2019 review: family test

I could describe it to you, but the next paragraph would just be full of words like Italian, oozing and sex. Instead, just look at the images. Yes, even in the extremely ordinary pictures I took myself, you can still get a good feel for the Stelvio's Quadrifoglio's styling.

What you should know is that being the fastest, meanest version of the Stelvio SUV, the Quadrifoglio makes itself known by the more aggressive front bumper and giant air intakes, the nostrilled bonnet, the 20-inch alloys and the quad exhaust.

Those yellow brake calipers you can see are optional and so is the Tri-Coat paint.

The four-leaf clover on the side? Fans will know instantly that this badge is only worn by the most athletic Alfa Romeos, and that it's a hat tip to the emblems worn by the brand's early racing cars. Quadrifoglio means four-leaf clover. Don't believe me? Type it into Google Translate.

Those yellow brake calipers you can see are optional and so is the Tri-Coat paint.

Also optional are the carbon-fibre Sparco front seats you should be able to see in my interior images, along with the leather, Alcantara and carbon-wrapped steering wheel.

The 20-inch wheels with 285/30 Pirelli P Zeros at the back and 255/45s up front provided stupendous grip.

The Stelvio Quadrifoglio's cockpit is sumptuous, modern and comfortable. I love the red start button on the steering wheel, Ferrari style, and the expensive-looking display screen, but the climate dials look a little down market in this sea of premium elements.

It's quite roomy in there, but more on that below. What I can tell you here are the exterior dimensions of the Stelvio Quadrifiglio.

While it looks large, the Stelvio Quadrifoglio is more a mid-sized SUV, at 4701mm long, 1955mm wide and 1689mm tall. That's the same size as the Porsche Macan, but how does it compare on price? Keep on reading.

The Stelvio Quadrifoglio’s cockpit is sumptuous, modern and comfortable.

OK, we've established that the Stelvio Quadrifoglio is fast and athletic, but is it a pain in the four-leaf clover to live with daily? Well, apart from that uncomposed and (at times) uncomfortable ride, this is an SUV which does what all mid-sized SUVs do well, in that it's easy to drive, thanks to light steering, good visibility and a fairly small size. That makes it easy to park and to pilot through traffic, all while offering the high driving position that SUV owners like.

My four-year-old did have trouble climbing in with no side steps, but he also has that issue in a Mazda CX-5. On the plus side, he could see well out of his window once in his child seat, and those carbon-fibre seatbacks are pretty scratch resistant, and also wipe clean.

Even though this is a five-seater SUV, I wouldn’t want to be in the middle back there between two adults.

My wife loved those seats and reckons they're some of the most comfortable she's ever sat in – and these are carbon-fibre Sparco race seats!

Proximity unlocking, an auto power tailgate and features such as Apple CarPlay are convenient touches that make everyday usage much easier. Wireless charging and LED headlights were the only things I wanted for as far as helpful features go during my time with the Quadrifoglio. You will find four USB ports and one 12V power outlet on board.

Surprisingly spacious. Even at 191cm tall I can sit behind my driving position with plenty of space for my knees, and headroom is also excellent. That said, even though this is a five-seater SUV, I wouldn't want to be in the middle back there between two adults – it's spacious, but only for a mid-sized SUV.

Up front there's plenty of space, even for somebody with my two-metre wingspan, although the footwell was a little tight and those pedals are quite close together.

I can sit behind my driving position with plenty of space for my knees, and headroom is also excellent.

The Stelvio Quadrifoglio's 525-litre boot is large for the segment (it's bigger than the Benz's boot) and swallowed up our shopping easily, and has a wide opening with a low load lip, to make getting things in and out easier. The standard cargo net was also good for keeping smaller items from rolling about.

Storage throughout the cabin is good, with two cup holders in the rear fold-down armrest and another two up front, while there are compartmentalised door pockets, which are on the slim slide, a fairly shallow bin under the centre-console armrest, and a small tray in the back of it for rear passengers.

The Quadrifoglio grade lists for $149,900, making it the most expensive in the Stelvio family. In comparison, the current-gen GLC 63 S lists for $164,529, the Jaguar F-Pace SVR for $139,648 and a Porsche Macan Turbo is $146,600.

In terms of standard features, you're getting everything the Stelvio range can offer. This includes an 8.8-inch display (it's not a touch screen), sat nav, Apple CarPlay and Android Auto, 14-speaker 900W Harman/Kardon audio system, leather and Alcantara upholstery and carbon-fibre accents, aluminium paddle shifters and sports pedals, dual-zone climate control, proximity unlocking, heated and power front seats, DNA drive modes, adaptive dampers, roof rails and Bi-Xenon headlights.

Now the options. Those comfy and cool-looking carbon fibre seats are $7150; the yellow brake calipers are $910; that Alfa Romeo Tri-Coat red paint is $4550 and the leather and carbon wrapped steering wheel is $650.

The four-leaf clover on the side? Fans will know instantly that this badge is only worn by the most athletic Alfa Romeos.

The Alfa Romeo Stelvio was given the maximum five-star ANCAP rating in 2017. Along with six airbags there's AEB, lane-departure warning, blind-spot warning, rear cross traffic alert, front and rear parking sensors, a reversing camera, plus auto headlights and wipers.

For child seats you'll find two ISOFIX mounts and three top-tether mounts across the second row.

There's no spare wheel, just a repair kit.